I'm Kelly Camille Patterson: actor, writer and content creator. I play Ms. Velveteen, Cousin Glendora, Pearl and Velma on the YouTube and IGTV series

"Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en" and its spinoff series, "It's Glendora's World." My short film, "Ellen Waits," is currently in post-production and will be finished in the fall of 2022!

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When I'm not making films and videos, I can usually be found shaking up cocktails, trolling vintage cookbooks for lost recipes and decorating my house with found objects from the 1950s and 60s. I'm also obsessed with decorating for Christmas and last year had over 50 trees. I'm always up for a road trip and will drive hundreds of miles out of my way for a tiki bar, weird museum or kitschy roadside attraction.